Lost Diamond

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  Country music thread

  by hillbilly in

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  one of my favorites .

  if we make it through december,.

  if we make it through december,.

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  Not Interested...

  You have good taste!!!
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  Suicide Blonde

  by Lost Diamond in

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  suicide blonde

  a blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.. .

  "how did this happen?

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  Suicide Blonde

  A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

  "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

  "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

  "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

  "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

  "So then?" asked the doctor.

  "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

  "So then?"

  "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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  What did you do with your clothes?

  by JH in

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  what did you do with all your suits and clothes you had when you were a j.w?

  do you still wear them?

  edited by - jh on 12 december 2002 16:22:39.

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  do you have any idea how dorky most of those dresses were?

  Not all....some of us pushed it over the edge a little.
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  What did you do with your clothes?

  by JH in

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  what did you do with all your suits and clothes you had when you were a j.w?

  do you still wear them?

  edited by - jh on 12 december 2002 16:22:39.

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  LB,

  I had to laught when I read your post.....I can't help but to picture you in a gorgeous tie and your birthday suite! So, you're looking for an all nude party, eh?

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  What did you do with your clothes?

  by JH in

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  what did you do with all your suits and clothes you had when you were a j.w?

  do you still wear them?

  edited by - jh on 12 december 2002 16:22:39.

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  I still wear them.....but I added shorter skirts to my wardrobe!!
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  What are your New Year's Resolutions?

  by LyinEyes in

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  it may be a little early for this, but i am kind of new to all these things.......... so what are your new year's resolutions??

  here are mine: get fit, get organized, and to see some of my life goals acheived this year.

  last year i dedicated the year to having some fun, giving myself time off since just leaving the borg.it was all good , but now i am ready to not just work on clearing my mind, but healing my body as well.

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  1) I'm enrolled to start school next month towards my CADC I (Certified Alcohol and Drug Counselor) certificate. 

  2) Also, I will find joy and fulifillment in my single lifestyle, and not take crap from anybody.

  3) I will live life to the fullest!! 

  I'm sure there will be more...

  Edited by - Lost Diamond on 12 December 2002 14:4:47
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  Who Are The Smartest Posters Here?

  by minimus in

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  besides minimus?????

  ?edited by - minimus on 12 december 2002 9:45:44.

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  You can't judge an individual's personality or wisdom by what they post. I've found that when you speak to people in person, most of the time they come across intirely different than what you imagined. Some are very private, but intelligent. They will not always share their most inner and deeper thoughts in public. They are very careful of who they let into their private lives. There are also different levels of "wisdom". Some may be skilled and trained on one subject, but somebody else may know nothing about that particular subject. We all have different levels of training and different life experiences.
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  Dilbert Quotes Contest

  by Lost Diamond in

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  "dilbert quotes contest" .

  a magazine recently ran a "dilbert quotes" contest.

  it sought people to.

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  "Dilbert Quotes Contest"

  A MAGAZINE RECENTLY RAN A "DILBERT QUOTES" CONTEST. IT SOUGHT PEOPLE TO

  SUBMIT QUOTES FROM THEIR REAL-LIFE "DILBERT-TYPE" MANAGERS. HERE ARE THE TOP

  TEN FINALISTS:

  1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using

  individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees

  will receive their cards in two weeks."

  (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond,WA.)

  2. "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might

  encounter."(Lykes Lines Shipping)

  3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should

  be used only for company business."

  (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

  4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important

  interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

  5. "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.

  (Plant manager, Delco Corporation)

  6. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been

  working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you

  know when it's time to tell them."

  (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

  7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."

  (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

  8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When

  I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work

  on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to

  Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."

  (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

  9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not

  going to discuss it with the employees."

  (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

  10. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him

  concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough.

  He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for

  it!" (Hallmark Cards executive)
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  Ouija Boards

  by StinkyPantz in

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  well, i was talking on the phone to my best friend and we started talking about aliens, spirits, etc.

  and eventually we got around to discussing the ouija board.

  since i was raised a jw and have only been out a year, the ouija board was of course forbidden and even a little scary.

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  Something else I wanted to add...I have tried it before, but on a different talking board, not the Ouija Board. It introduced itself as my spirit guide, and it told me that the Watchtower is evil. These boards amaze me!
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  Ouija Boards

  by StinkyPantz in

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  well, i was talking on the phone to my best friend and we started talking about aliens, spirits, etc.

  and eventually we got around to discussing the ouija board.

  since i was raised a jw and have only been out a year, the ouija board was of course forbidden and even a little scary.

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  Lost Diamond

  Donkey,

  I never said the good ones do not make themselves present. Some do, I'm told. Oh, and you could keep your special powder to yourself....don't know where it's been.